sassykardashian:

I’m at that point in a semester where if a car hit me, I’d probably say thank you to the kind stranger

hus-bands:

sleep is for the weak more like sleep is for a week

heliolisk:

thatweirdphysicist:

heliolisk:

I HAD 3 PIECES OF CHEESECAKE AND ICE CREAM OH MY GOD

What a champ

YOU DONT UNDERSTAND IM LACTOSE INTOLERANT

spermbanker:

date me to disappoint your parents